ispottheunicorn interviews Marco Reus

ispottheunicorn:

oh hello Marco, how is life in Dortmund without Mario?

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we don’t look too excited about that question, should we change the topic?

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okay so a lot of people have been saying that Gotzeus is over that you guys split after the move… whats your response?

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haha… i tell you Marco that was the same thing i did, i just laughed at their ignorance.well, what i really want to know is how you spend time together. is it true that you have a secret apartment together?

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i’ll take that as a no comment kind of Yes… well, a little birdy told me Mario likes to walk around naked. how do you deal with that situation?

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oh….oh! that is one way to deal with it or should i say the best way. well Marco a lot of your fans have been in a pickle over this issue with you two but i would like you to reassure them about something, anything.

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wow! Marco this is great. i know your fans would be happy to hear that. if you  could say anything to your fans now what would you say?

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well thank you, hope to see you again soon in the unicorn studio.

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strawberryjazz:

marcoreusisntgay:

:D

Reblogging this again because it’s too perfect!I now demand an au fic where they are both pornstars and fall in love! It must be super steamy, and full of feels!

strawberryjazz:

marcoreusisntgay:

:D

Reblogging this again because it’s too perfect!

I now demand an au fic where they are both pornstars and fall in love! It must be super steamy, and full of feels!

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crazyfootballfan:

When someone says that I should stop talking about football

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dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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mirkwoodling:

people who reblog your stuff and write nice things in the tags

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#yes 


popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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#me 


on7rainy8day:

me now

on7rainy8day:

me now

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edensjuan:

IM SO FUCKING BITTER I DID THIS

edensjuan:

IM SO FUCKING BITTER I DID THIS

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fergiexvanpersiex:

*aggressively having my life fucked just because of football*

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